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So long, farewell, I Tweet Tweet Tweet, Goodbye! | Lawrence Douglas and Nancy Pick

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

SAD, I just heard that the ILLEGALS who built the White House did VERY SUBPAR work! Very reliable people are saying the West Wing could COLLAPSE any day! @seanhannity. So First Lady Melania & I will be temporarily moving out so we won’t be in way of renovation …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… which will add INCREDIBLE five-story addition to First Family’s living quarters! Project was estimated to cost billions. They said no way a developer could do it for a PENNY LESS that $1.5 BILLION. But I negotiated a …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… BEAUTIFUL deal with a INCREDIBLE developer who will do the WHOLE project for $1.2 billion, a TREMENDOUS Bargain! So I am HONORED to announce that the Trump Corp. will begin work on January 20, and should be done by …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… end of 2024 at the LATEST. In the meantime, VERY LOW-IQ tenant will occupy the White House during renovation, spending most of the time in the BASEMENT struggling to put simple sentences together. We have the BEST workers who will make sure the basement dweller …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… stays out the way and doesn’t interfere with the daily work, which I’ll be directing from a UNBELIEVABLE sublet that HUGELY SUCCESSFUL friends found for me in walking distance from the Kremlin. I will also be overseeing construction of a PHENOMENAL golf course on outskirts of …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… sunny Pyongyang. Such a clean city, no HUGE rats and ANTIFA SCUM like in Philadelphia. Sad to say, but no city on the WHOLE planet is as STUPID and FAILED as Philadelphia except for maybe Chicago and Detroit and Atlanta, which are all run by …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… the same Dopey Democrats who forced police to give their guns to TERRORISTS and brought in HUGE caravans of rapists and CORPSES from HONDURAS to vote in election that I won with more …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… votes than VERY OVERRATED George Washington and HIGH-TAX Abraham Lincoln COMBINED. Even with the Chinese “virus”, which people tell me I beat in RECORD TIME, I won every state and also carried …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… Greenland, Poland, Hungary AND Turkey, first president in HISTORY to sweep former Soviet RED STATES. But FAKE news won’t report. FOX now run by Cuckoo Chris Wallace, worse than Psycho Joe Scarborough. Journalists are very UNWASHED, they don’t report that …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… Jihadist Pelosi and Hunter Biden printed BILLIONS of FAKE ballots in Georgia FIVE DAYS AFTER QAnon declared me the winner. And these LYING DUMMIES ask for a concession??? If they weren’t so STUPID & DISHONEST, they’d know …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… a concession is where you buy GREASY hot dogs from ILLEGAL vendors. So our historic VICTORY celebration with GREAT ice cream & the BEST TANKS will have to wait until my return to the White House, which will …

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

… be BIGGER and WHITER than ever! In the meantime, I will also be tweeting my autobiography, HUGE!!!!. People say it will SELL 1000x more than BORING Barack’s DOESN’T MATTER “memoir.” Very mediocre reviews @LimbaughBookReview! KAGA!!

  • Lawrence Douglas is the James J Grosfeld professor of law, jurisprudence and social thought at Amherst College, Massachusetts. He is the author of Will He Go? Trump and the Looming Election Meltdown in 2020, published in May by Hachette. He is also a contributing opinion writer for Guardian US

  • Nancy Pick is a writer based in western Massachusetts


Source: Elections - theguardian.com


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